Nothing like starting your Monday morning with less than five hours of sleep and a mix of constant tossing and turning all night. Then waking up to your six year old having a temper tantrum not wanting to get out of bed, covered in blankets crying and not ready to start her day, with a constant reminder of saying “Hey baby, only 3 more days of school left” or “Your teacher is buying donuts remember” or “I’ll buy you breakfast” and nothing is working and then I look at her face full of tears, boogers running down her noise.

Meanwhile your still trying to get your sh*t together to start your morning, with no cup of hot coffee in your veins, just running on complete chaos. Then a thought hit me, maybe I should call off of work, give them some BS of excuses, drop the kids off at school, come back home make me some breakfast, catch up on some shows maybe take a little nap, dinner prep and by then its time to pick them up from school.

Then I slowly checked my time on my phone and a simple f**k I’m going to be late, I need to leave in 10 minutes, I’m over here getting her ready putting on her shoes, her clothes and then I ask her to do her hair she give two f**ks about what she looks like, to be honest I’m thanking god only three more days of this and hello summer vacation for these kids. While you still have to get dressed yourself. No make up leaving the house, going for that messy bun look, you look like sh*t.

When your in the car honking to get them out of the house trying to put some sort of make up you have in your purse, little eye shadow, eyeliner, and some gloss trying to find the cardigan in the back seat of the car at the red light, moving backpacks left and right cause they are no help sometimes. All your trying to do is to get to Point B so you can change that kids bop sh*t , maybe if I have time to stop at Starbucks but f**k you don’t you barley have time to get to work. Is it 4 yet?

Monday, I Hate You Already.



Until next time friends.

MotherSweetEscape




Lets, skip the BS and just get to the point already.
I’m your average mom born in the 90’s ha! bet you didn’t think I was that young well lets just say I’m almost 30. I am a Zonie, born and raised here, you would think I would have got used to the heat but i haven’t I absolutely hate it.
I am just you regular mom who has struggles just like you.
If you have your sh*t together kudos to you.
I am trying to figure out life and who I am and what the f**k I want to do with my life. With all that I am a wife and mother, lucky my husband is the damn best he has put up with all my of S**T that basically nonsense. God I love him to death and he has supported all of my crazy ideas, when I mean crazy I mean it. This mom thing I have no clue what the hell I am doing. I have awesome women in my life who has guided me threw the way. Times have changed since I was little so much technology now days. Am I the only parent who’s kids start to freak out if the WiFi is down? Yup mine feel like its the end of the world I sit back and laugh cause sometimes I turn it off to get a good laugh in.
My son is nine and my daughter is six going on sixteen. My son is absolute the best gives me no issues well sometimes but hey he is a kid. Sometimes I have to remind him to do his homework or even wear something that matches, if it was up to him poor kid would be so damn missed matched all the time.
My daughter on the other hand like I said 6 going on 16 she is on that hot mess express going full speed and not slowing down, she is funny, sassy, energetic and everything in between, my husband tells me isn’t it funny you argue with your twin its like yelling at yourself in the mirror, the crazy sh*t. He was right.
I am a mom & wife works full time, come home clean, make dinner, relax, watch a movie or show or two and BAM! I am out before 9.
I cant hang like I used too. Over the weekend I had one too many drinks, and holy sh*t the hangover the next day was hell, I forgot how horrible the feeling is. We found a local spot close to our house that made some menudo and Hallelujah, I was cured by whatever was in that menudo. I was reading this article how menudo cures hangovers and I didn’t believe it but hey it works and cured me and felt amazing after a long nap. By the way this is how my mothers day it was spent recovering.


Until next time friends.

MotherSweetEscape